Actual text message conversation between me and my brother
These events take place on Sept 2, 2008 between 8:31a.m. – 8:41a.m.
me: Charles, help me. I’m being held hostage by a group of midgets with pin-wheels. It’s some freaky shit. They demand coleslaw.
Charles: Be strong brother! There is no more coleslaw so hopefully a toothebrush and dental floss will do.
me: Dude, you don’t understand. They’re making me watch the Wizard of OZ and participate in sing-a-longs. I’ll try to hold on! Somewhere over the rainbow…
Charles: I’ll call the tin man for backup.